The Older The Pickle, The Richer The Juice- Part II

I know this next story is a couple of weeks old, but I think the age of the commentary isn't the sticking point here.

By now we all know that Al Pacino is about to father a child at the ripe old age of 83 with his pregnant 29-year-old girlfriend, Noor Alfallah.

Her name sounds like a very healthy dish... And she kinda is.

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(This picture is a couple of years old, but it is the best I could do.)

If you need a unique perspective on this news, Marty Mush wrote a blog when it first hit the tape…

I love that Mush was the first-to-market on writing about this story because it shows just how unimportant Al Pacino is to this generation. 

I wasn't there at the time this revelation dropped at HQ, but I don't think Marty, Lil' Sas, and perhaps Tommy got into a screaming match about who had "dibs" on blogging it because nobody gives a shit about Pacino anymore.

It's a shame, but it's also understandable because I whacked Al's MOVIE career up into three 16-year segments where I just mention the highlights, and the fall-off in results is staggering.

(And I capitalized "movie" above because I am not including any of his smaller-screen work.)

From 1972-1988, Alfredo James Pacino pumped out (among other things)

  • Godfather I & II
  • Serpico
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Scarface 

From 1989- 2005… 

  • Glengarry Glen Ross
  • Scent of a Woman
  • Carlito’s Way
  • Heat
  • Donnie Brasco
  • Any Given Sunday

I am not blaming them, but now watch the drop-off in his career once Marty and Sas were born… From 2006- 2022, Pacino pumped out… 

  • Ocean’s Thirteen
  • Jack & Jill
  • The Irishman
  • House of Gucci
  • a small part in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
  • and A Dusty Load With Just Enough Sperm Count And Motility To Get A 29-year-old Pregnant

So it's no wonder news of the man who was arguably the greatest actor in the world for 30 years is fathering a baby even though he is the same age as our president was greeted with a collective, "Who gives a fuck?"

Well, apparently me because I wrote about this dusty load lovin' broad back in 2019 when the then-23-year-old Alfallah was banging the then-88-year-old Clint Eastwood.

She apparently also dated Mick Jagger while he was in his mid-70s which leads me to believe, at the very least, that she has a type.  And at the very most, she's collecting old famous men like Infinity Stones.

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On this week's Twisted History we Snake Draft the greatest history movies of all time… Al Pacino is not mentioned once.