Everyone welcome back Emily to the blog today. This woman, as they say, is not from this planet. No way can one person have such perfect genetics. It doesn't compute in my brain for two reasons:
1. I'm not intelligent and
2. Emily is that attractive
Every time she posts a new pic on the 'Gram, I react like the Cartman does when he sees the people with the asses instead of faces:
Sheer, unadulterated flabbergastation. No words. Speechless. Scrambled brain. She's that good looking. So, without further adieu, here's a long pictorial of Emily to help you pass time in your cube.