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Pickleball Just Got Infinitely Harder Now That Blades Are Involved

Over the last few years, pickleball has taken this beloved country over. Everywhere you look, pickleball courts and games are popping up all over the joint. Hell, it's so big that when Frankie launched a tournament, that bad boy was soldout in a matter of ONE minute. 

Adding skates and ice though? Buddy,,, that's a recipe for disaster just waiting to happen. Nana slips one time and her hip is doneso. Papa forgets to stop and his teeth get ripped out by the net. NOT GOOD! The sport we all know and have grown to love combines elements of tennis, badminton, and table tennis. Pickleball's growth as a sport shows no signs of slowing down, and it continues to attract new players and enthusiasts around the world and I guess some of those folks like hockey as well. 

I guess innovating this innovative game proves that whether you're an old, young, fat, skinny, dumb, or smart, pickleball can be for you. Old-ass ladies doing flop shots. Young kids ripping it across those old ladies' faces… it's exactly what you want and now you can do it with just a touch of violence. 

It truly is the beautiful game… it's just too bad that phrase is already taken smh.