Francis Ellis

My Ballooning Handicap Is Ruining My Sex Life

Two years ago, I loved golf. I'd worked my way down to a 3.2 index. This was a wonderful time of my life. Breaking 80 was routine. In fact, if I didn't break 80, I felt shitty about my round. I stopped taking practice swings. Hit the ball, walk to the ball, hit the ball, move on to the next hole. I'

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My Ballooning Handicap Is Ruining My Sex Life

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