Rocky, The Denver Nuggets Mascot, Gets Paid More Than 90+ Players In the NBA

There are 94 players who some have contracts in the NBA that get paid less than this fucking mascot. Some names you would know include Luka Garza, Buddy Boeheim, and Trevor Keels, but this bastard is dancing around Nuggets' games, going out on his yacht after like it's nobody's business. 

You probably say, wow that's crazy, people work their whole lives to get to the NBA and this guy puts on a costume as he prances around the court just to make more. The American dream, right? 

Now I'm going to present you a video that is guaranteed to make you laugh, even if you've already seen it. 

The PA announcer screaming "yeahhhhhhhh" at the end is unreal. Maybe that form of prior torture is what roped him into such a big payday. They even think to slash his pay and Rocky pulls out that clip. 

Does he get more money because the job is harder in that altitude? Is he doing crazier tricks than other mascots around the league? You know he goes around the bar telling everyone he is the mascot and walks around like he has four cocks. You have to be a special type of person to be a mascot and have a lot of energy, but I really can't wrap my head around making this much money as a mascot. 

Gotta think based on this salary that Rocky would be the dream companion for these women in the video below.