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Lighten the Fuck Up! She Agreed to Take Off All Her Clothes if George Could do 200 MPH in His New Red Ferrari...

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George was showing his new red Ferrari to his young girlfriend, who was easily impressed by the expensive Italian sports car. She told George she was thrilled with speed and asked him to take her on a "really fast" ride… 

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off all your clothes?" George asked in a playful tone. 

"Yes! I'll take off all my clothes, and be completely naked right here next to you, George, but only if you can do 200 mph…"

George punched it and confidently said, "Game on!"

As he approached 200, she began peeling off her clothes. 

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the Ferrari wandered onto the soft shoulder, hit some gravel, and flipped over. George's naked girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel and unable to exit the car. 

Smelling gas and fearing the car could catch fire at any moment, he yelled to her, "Get up and go get help! And hurry!"  

"But I can't, George," she replied, "I'm completely naked, and my clothes are nowhere to be found!"

Thinking quickly, George said, "Take off one of my shoes and cover yourself. Hurry!"

Holding the shoe over her crotch, the girl frantically ran down the dark road and found a 24-hour store that was open. 

Holding the shoe tightly between her legs, she pleaded to the cashier, "Please help me, Sir! I've been involved in an accident, and my boyfriend's stuck!"

The cashier scratched his head, and looking at the shoe, he replied, "Sorry, there's nothing I can do, Miss, he's in way too far!"


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