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I'm Gonna Be A Dad



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I'm not gonna be a dad. Jesus Christ, that child would have fucking hooves. And you gotta get laid to be a dad amirite? Anyways, it was an extremely…. weird… week at Barstool Chicago. Actually, "weird" is poor descriptor. It's always a weird week in the Barstool universe. This last week was an unfortunate one. You can check out our episode of The Mid Show from Tuesday if you have no idea what I'm talking about. I personally would like to move on from all of that stuff and never think of it again, so onward an upward. That might not be my call though.


- Anders Holm of the North Shore and Workaholics fame swung through to rip some shots of Malort 
- I got my ankle breaking golf swing fixed and am now a playoff scratch golfer
- The Blackhawks drafted Connor Bedard 
- Steve Wilkos swung through to reminisce on his time with the late legend Jerry Springer, promote the new season of his show, and talk some late night eateries in Chicago

All in all, it was a whirlwind of a week. Tune in and let me know how ugly I am or whatever