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style="aspect-ratio:1.3333333333333333;width:100%"></p><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">I won't say which one it was, but I inadvertently stole one of my wife's Mother's Day gifts.  I noticed it after I exited the store, but did nothing to rectify my crime… Apparently, I am part of the problem.</span></strong></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>This week's Twisted History talks about Disney deaths, Mongolian torture, and Frank Sinatra's dick… Give it a peek.</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" 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<p><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" class="fr-fic fr-dib bs-image" draggable="true" alt data-image-provider data-image-author data-image-direct data-image-tracking data-image-id="1afymwat1Y0faFnK99YuHWZ6" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/05/19/Screenshot-2023-03-31-at-4.30.31-PM.75c4b703.png.9152416e.webp?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.3333333333333333;width:100%"></p><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">I won't say which one it was, but I inadvertently stole one of my wife's Mother's Day gifts.  I noticed it after I exited the store, but did nothing to rectify my crime… Apparently, I am part of the problem.</span></strong></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>This week's Twisted History talks about Disney deaths, Mongolian torture, and Frank Sinatra's dick… Give it a peek.</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/L1IyAfw?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l41IAidXsv4&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63390_102_friday-confessions&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63390_102_friday-confessions"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>TAR</p><p>-L</p>

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style="aspect-ratio:1.3333333333333333;width:100%"></p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p>Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.</p><p>This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).</p><p>I'll go first…</p><p style="text-align:center"><em><strong><span style="color:#b8312f">I won't say which one it was, but I inadvertently stole one of my wife's Mother's Day gifts.  I noticed it after I exited the store, but did nothing to rectify my crime… Apparently, I am part of the problem.</span></strong></em></p><p>If there's anything you need to get off your chest, then the comments are open.</p><p>Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.</p><p>-Large</p><hr><p>This week's Twisted History talks about Disney deaths, Mongolian torture, and Frank Sinatra's dick… Give it a peek.</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" 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