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Apparently The Hot New Thing In Chicago Is To Throw Rave Parties In Abandoned Tunnels

One of those videos that makes you stop and realize that you're old and life has passed you by before you realize that you'd have no chance of ending up at party in an abandoned tunnel even if you were in your absolute prime. Every generation looks at the one behind them scoffs and what lazy and stupid pieces of shit they are. I don't think millennials can that with whatever these kids call themselves. We, in general, are giant fucking pussies. These kids are industrious and fearless. Rats, homeless people, crack heads, possibly police...no problem. No problem at all. Just rig enough generators, gather enough drugs, and blast music and lights that beam up through the concrete as a symbol of hope. If these kids are the future we might just be okay when they put their minds to something besides having a good time. I would never be able to figure out who to throw a party like this much less figure out how to attend one. Happy for these kids. Now get your tetanus shots and get back to school.