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The Sixers Are The Most Gutless Sacks Of Shit To Ever Walk This Earth

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For the first time in my life, I'm legitimately embarrassed to be a Philly sports fan. 

All we kept telling ourselves was that this year was different. That this team was different. That they weren't the same old group of pathetic fucking losers we've been watching year after year. That they weren't the same group of guys who fold in catastrophic fashion whenever they need to clutch up the most. 

James Harden is pathetic. Doc Rivers is pathetic. Daryl Morey is pathetic. Josh Harris is pathetic. Tobias Harris is pathetic. And as much as it hurts to say right now, Joel Embiid is pathetic. 

But the most pathetic of them all? Every single one of us who believed in this team. Because we should have known from the start that it was going to be the same exact movie again. We should have known that this team would let us down the moment we trusted them the most. That's 100% on us, the fans. 

So yeah. This franchise can take a goddamn hike for all I care. You want a new stadium so bad? Go build one in a different city. Josh Harris needs to get as far away from Philadelphia as possible, that rat piece of shit. Joel Embiid can go to Miami, Harden can go back to Houston, Tobias Harris can go to China, and I guess just build around Maxey? I honestly don't known, but I also honestly don't care. This organization has given us absolutely no reason at all to care. 

Thank god for Bryce Harper and Jalen Hurts. That's all I have to say about this Sixers season. 

@JordieBarstool