John Rich

The Statue Of David's Penis Is Actually Not That Small

It's about time somebody says it. Everyone always points out how small the penis of Michaelangelo's Statue of David is. They say things like, "Look how small David's penis is." and "Wow, that's a small penis."  But I was looking at his penis this morning, and it's honestly not even that small. It's 

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The Statue Of David's Penis Is Actually Not That Small

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