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Lighten the Fuck Up! Two Used Car Salesman Were Trying to Drink Away Their Problems...

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It was late on a Friday night, and two used car salesmen, Steve and George, were sitting at a bar trying to drink away their problems when suddenly George went into a loud rant… 

"Holy fuck, Steve! Business really sucks! If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm gonna lose my fucking ass!"

That's when Steve noticed a beautiful blonde, scantily dressed, sitting within an earshot of them. Immediately, he turned toward her and offered apologies for his friend's foul language… 

"Sorry you had to hear that, Miss. My friend George is having a tough month…"

"That's okay," the blonde was quick to reply, "I have a very similar problem… If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm gonna lose my fucking car!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #168!

Just in case you missed the last one…