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You Should Never, Under Any Circumstances, Strike Up A Conversation With Someone Who Is Trying To Peacefully Get Through Their Daily Commute

Despite what some people may think, we still do live in a society. A society that has rules.       One of those rules is thus: No talking or interaction of any kind with other people while on your commute to work.  The commute is a sacred time. You're either mentally preparing to walk into the thund

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You Should Never, Under Any Circumstances, Strike Up A Conversation With Someone Who Is Trying To Peacefully Get Through Their Daily Commute

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