USA Today - Robert De Niro, 79, has welcomed his seventh child.
De Niro's representative Stan Rosenfield confirmed the baby's birth to USA TODAY without offering any additional detail.
The "Godfather" and "Meet the Parents" star, who has been twice married and divorced, has six other children.
He is dad to Drena, 51, and Raphael, 46, from his first marriage to Diahnne Abbot. He shares twins Julian and Aaron, 27, with Toukie Smith, whom he never married. And he shares Elliot, 25, and Helen Grace, 11, with Grace Hightower, who he wed in 1997 and separated in 2018. He is also a grandfather.
Bobby D you horny boy! I would bonk you on your head you old perv you but I'm worried it'll trigger dementia and then I'll be responsible for putting one of the world's great actors directly into the looney bin. But what the hell? A new baby at 79? In this economy? My goodness, does this guy eat Testosterone pills for 6am breakfast while reading the Wall Street Journal, another T pill at lunch while eating soup, and another at early bird dinner before watching the local news? Otherwise how else would he have the energy to pipe at 79 years old??? I'm not even mad, I'm amazed.
And seriously, how about his swimmers putting their hard hats on and getting to work? I thought your boys stop swimming in your 40's, and De Niro is still fertile as a feline even though he was already a quarter of a century old when man first walked on the god damn moon (on a soundstage, but I digress).
And the guy is a GRANDFATHER already! Gosh darn the more I read the more amazed I get. The dude has a 51 year old…and now a newborn. If he's going for some sort of record for most kids in the most decades I applaud his dedication. Most people pick up Pickleball or volunteer at the library when they get old, De Niro picks up a new broad and unloads into her, respect.
So give it up for RDN, I suppose. We can get into an argument about the morals of having a kid at 79 years old, but instead I propose this: he donates his balls to science and we figure out just what the hell is going on in those things. They've got to have some special DNA strand scientists don't even know about. He could be the cure to ED that they've been looking for all along.
PS: Very funny tweet: