Watch This When You're High - Who Was the Greatest Pirate Of All Time?

You guys aren't gonna believe this, but the greatest pirate of all time may not have been anybody we've ever even heard of. I was expecting one of the stereotypical names we've read in Treasure Island or seen in a Disney movie, but nope. I was even holding out for "The Dread Pirate Roberts" (shout out Princess Bride) but again, nope.

You'll probably be as surprised as I was.

And before you go trashing my man Simon Whistler saying he doesn't know dick, kindly go fuck yourself. I love this guy.

Here's more on Ching Shih/Cheng Sao.

I might have to fuck around and do a blog on her.

Keep the suggestions coming. Keep them classy. No butt stuff.