Hotel Guest Wakes Up With His Toes In The Horny Hotel Manager's Mouth

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A hotel manager has been accused of entering a guest's room and sucking on his toes while asleep.

Metro Nashville Police Department charged David Neal, 52, with aggravated burglary and assault after reportedly cloning a keycard and letting himself into the room of Peter Brennan.

Brennan told WTVF he was sleeping at the Hilton Downtown Nashville hotel when the alleged assault happened ."I instantly jumped up and was screaming. Went into sort of fact-finding mode. Who are you? Why are you in my room? What are you doing here?

Man oh man. It's already weird and uncomfortable enough when you're in a hotel and the cleaning person knocks and then comes in too quickly. You start scrambling to put the nut rag on the floor and wipe the sweat from your forehead. That's why you toss the nut rag on the floor. Dont want what you're sowing to end up reaping on your face… unless you are into that kind thing. 

It is kinda funny the way that this guy explained it though. 

"I went into fact-finding mode." 

What other mode is there in this situation? You don't wake up with your toes in someone's mouth so that's the mode we would expect. If there's another mode you went into, sure. Let us know about that one but if your toes are in a hotel manager's mouth, feel free to share. 

When I first read it, all I could think about was the horny manager at White Lotus season one. 

"Oh me? Why am I in here sucking your toes? Well, it's a funny story. I like toes so I broke into your room to shove them bad boys in my mouth and give em the ole Heather Brooks. I deep-throated them shits like you've never seen. I sucked so hard that I got a hangnail on my uvula. LOL anyway, I see your nut towel on the floor. Can I bring you a freshy?"

To be clear, feet fetishes are real. Not for me but I ain't judging Rex Ryan. May a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned.