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Easy Cash: A Company Is Paying $1,000 Plus Snack Money If You Watch And Document All The Crashes In Every Fast And Furious Movie

[Post] - FinanceBuzz, a website that offers informational tips and recommendations about money and things like car insurance, has put out a call for a “Fast and Furious claims adjuster” to take note of damages from all the car crashes in the more than 20 hours of the franchise’s films.

“We’ll pay our Fast & Furious Claims Adjuster $1,000, plus $100 to cover the cost of any streaming fees, movie tickets, and snacks,” FinanceBuzz said in a press release.

Alright, what the hell am I missing here? You're telling me I get $1,000 plus snack money to watch all the Fast and Furious movies? Sounds like a Sunday in the summer before I had kids and knew every member of the Paw Patrol. Just laying on the couch fighting a hangover while Paul Walker and Vin Diesel shockingly make another sick car movie. Quick shout out to Eva Mendes in 2 Fast, 2 Furious. 

Giphy Images.
Giphy Images.
Giphy Images.

Okay, back to the job at end. 20-ish hours of movies? Easy. Especially since they mention you have 2 weeks to do it. That's one movie a day! Oh I just have to document the accidents and damage. Pretty easy to me. 

The role involves taking inventory of all the car accidents from the films that result in damage, including the number of accidents, the extent of the damages and what cars are involved.

This isn't one of those fake jobs that go viral all the time too. Those typically are porn research jobs. This is real because family is real. I haven't watched hours upon hours of Fast and Furious movies for the hell of it. I did it because 1) they are awesome and 2) for learning, duh. Plus the crashes are realistic as shit: 

Now, here comes the real debate. You get up to $100 on snacks. Like I said, we need to up that dollar amount, you see how expensive shit is? Come on. That's $100 for one movie. What's the snack lineup you're going with here. I'm trying to push that money out as far as possible, so give me some pretzels - a no brainer. I also want my Reese's preferably Big Cup with pretzels inside. Throw those bad boys in the fridge. You're watching this at home so do you go with some popcorn? Fine. But I want Chicago style, also knowing that costs me more money. Plus I need the gummy snacks. Sour Patch Kids, Starburst, etc. 

Either way, this is easy cash.