Lighten the Fuck Up! Monique & Bobby Met on a Single's Cruise...
Monique and Bobby met on a singles cruise, and almost immediately, Bobby fell head over heels for her.
When Bobby discovered they lived in the same section of New York City and only a few miles apart, he was ecstatic. When they returned from the cruise, Bobby started calling her regularly and taking her out on the town. Within a couple of weeks, Bobby had taken Monique to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, plays, movies, and museums.
Bobby was convinced Monique was his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On their one-month anniversary, Bobby decided to take her to a five-star restaurant for a candlelight dinner…
While sipping cocktails and waiting for their salads, Bobby said, "I guess it's pretty obvious I'm very much in love with you, Monique, and I'd like to take our relationship to the next level. But, before I get a small box out of my coat pocket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you… I'm a total golf nut! I play golf. I read about golf. I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf! If that's gonna be a major problem for you, now's the time to say so…"
Monique took a deep breath while Bobby waited nervously for her answer…
"That certainly won't be a problem for me, Bobby. I love you as you are, and I love golf too. But, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know the truth about me. For the past five years, I've… I've been a hooker, and I'm not proud of it…"
"That's alright, certainly not a problem for me, Monique," Bobby replied casually. "You're probably not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball, easy fix…”
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #166!
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