Charles Barkley Getting Caught Licking His iPhone On National TV Has To Be A Cry For Help

What the fuck man? Listen, we all have weird moves with our phones. I'm not going to sit here and pretend like everyone is normal. But this? This is the overused term 'psycho behavior.' No one is out here licking their phone to clean it. You lick your hand then clean it. You spit on it. Wait, I think I'm just describing a solid handjob in porn. Anyways, you get the point. You don't lick it. You let it soak like a horny couple at BYU. 

What a night for Chuck though. Licking iPhones. Talking about how Shaq will never have a tight end like him. Getting jacked up. Somehow talking about Jalen Ramsey from the Knicks while trying to talk about Jaylen Brown from the Celtics: 

But licking your phone? This is just the epitome of old man I guess. I can't unsee it. There are just a million better options to clean your iPhone than licking it. But it's Chuck and Chuck don't give a shit. He's just going about his life like he's never on camera and frankly I admire that about him. What we see is what we get. He's not putting on a show. He'd sit there and make fun of Kenny Smith and Shaq if it was just the 3 of them in a room. 

I'm not going to lie - I won't do it - but now I'm second guessing if licking your iPhone works better? Chuck may be an innovator here. People always push back against those trying something new. Now I'm just staring at this phone, thinking about how disgusting it is and wondering how you even lick it. Never change Chuck.