This Kid Going Bananas At The Draft Should Be Leading The Bears Out Of The Tunnel This Fall

A young legend.

Just a true embodiment of what it's like to be born into a die hard NFL city. You don't turn into that screaming lunatic. It's in your DNA from the time you're a youth. Cheers to him and an even bigger cheers to his parents who should be very proud of how they've raised the young man thus far.

We need him at Week 1 and I wouldn't hate tossing some type of waiver claim on him for 2035 even though something like that doesn't exist. Worst thing that can happen if he doesn't pan out to be a special teamer is that he'll be in Lot B with us slugging Miller Lites. Win-Win.

Bear Down.