'Who Gives A Shit' - Don't You Dare Think About Arguing With Jerry Jones About Where The Cowboys Had Mazi Smith On Their Draft Board

There are a few guarantees on draft night in the NFL. 1) We will find out about smoke girlfriends/sisters/moms and they will dominate social media and the blog. 2) Jerry Jones will steal the show somehow, someway. Whether it's drafting on a yacht: 

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Or drafting on what can be described as the death star this year: 

The man knows how to put on a show. Sure, I hate him. I hate his franchise. I hate everything about the fact they call themselves America's Team. But the man knows how to put on a show. So this year it was drafting Mazi Smith and getting into it with a reporter questioning where they had him on their draft board. A fair question when you remember what happened last year: 

This year Jerry took a shockingly more logical approach by not exposing their entire draft board. I would have laughed my ass off if he did it again. Like hey pal, here it is right here. Months of work and we're going to show you and everyone else that we're right damnit. It's peak Jerry Jones. You don't tell him there was a weird selection or people are doubting his pick. 

Only Jerry Jones man. A lock every single year.