Shoutout To The Sailor Who Requested To Re-Enlist While Wearing His Commander's Underwear

First of all, yes. I am assuming this is one dude trying to get to wear his Commanding Officers underwear who is also a dude. Even for the military, that would be a little fucked up if it wasn't that way. 

Anyway, if you've never been in the military, reenlistments can be a big ole nothing burger or they can be something a little more outside of the box. For instance, I've known folks that have reenlisted at the bottom of the East China Sea or while skydiving or while wearing puppets on their hands. 

I reenlisted on a secret service mission. I was at the Head Quarters of the Marine Corps and President Obama was there (not at the reenlistment but somewhere else in the hotel. Looking back, I should have done it somewhere cool like the bottom of the East China Sea, skydiving, or with dinosaurs on my hand but I didn't because I'm a huge pussy.)

Anyway, I've seen some very cool ones but not ones where you are wearing the underwear of your boss. However, it's not the first time I've heard of some underwear goofin in the military. One of the most disgusting things I've ever had to do was with underwear and boot camp. After working out in the morning, we went back to the barracks. Everyone was sweaty as hell after a morning full of hard workouts. One of those kinda days where you come in from running and shit with your clothes soaked through, even the socks. Lookin like you've been fuckin all day if you're a sex haver. You know how it is, fellas. 

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So, you're that sweaty, and everyone is told to get naked and toss your clothes in front of you and put them on the floor. After that, we were told to start walking in a circle around the clothes like musical chairs but instead of sitting in a chair at a random location, you were instructed to pick the clothes up that were in front of us and put those on. And then we repeated the same thing twice more. Not great! Would not recommend. 

So really, when you think about it, putting your boss' underwear on for a reenlistment is pretty mundane and not even blog worthy. I apologize for wasting your time.