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Getty Images.</span></div><p></p><p>On today's Pardon My Take, PFT came up with a list of NFL players who could be translated to chain store at a mall. It was all triggered by this tweet from Ross Tucker, who covers the league for CBS Sports and Westwood One…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6BgNolI?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/RossTuckerNFL/status/1650842817374085122?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>This seems like an ole' trick out of the Colin Cowherd playbook, but with this tweet running across Mr. Commenter's timeline, it allowed his creative brain to go to work. Here are the results…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/OkYPuDa?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PMTsportsbiz/status/1651246149905309696?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>Justin Herbert - PacSun</p><p>Josh Allen - Big And Tall or KITH or Carhartt</p><p>Jameis Winston - Spencer's </p><p>Odell Beckham Jr. - Supreme</p><p>Derek Carr - Hot Topic</p><p>Kyler Murray - GameStop</p><p>Mac Jones - Meeting with his DUI attorney at the food court or DMV</p><p>Lamar Jackson - Plumbers Supply </p><p>Michael Strahan - Gap</p><p>Carson Wentz - Cabela's</p><p>Deshaun Watson - Kum & Go or the massage chairs at the mall</p><p>Kirk Cousins - Chick-Fil-A</p><p>Jalen Hurts - Auntie Anne's or American Eagle</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Yn3G6ae?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1651099390205992965?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>Which comparisons were correct? Who are we missing? Let's hear what you have to say…</p><p></p></body></html>

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Getty Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>On today's Pardon My Take, PFT came up with a list of NFL players who could be translated to chain store at a mall. It was all triggered by this tweet from Ross Tucker, who covers the league for CBS Sports and Westwood One…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6BgNolI?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/RossTuckerNFL/status/1650842817374085122?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>This seems like an ole' trick out of the Colin Cowherd playbook, but with this tweet running across Mr. Commenter's timeline, it allowed his creative brain to go to work. Here are the results…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/OkYPuDa?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PMTsportsbiz/status/1651246149905309696?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>Justin Herbert - PacSun</p><p>Josh Allen - Big And Tall or KITH or Carhartt</p><p>Jameis Winston - Spencer's </p><p>Odell Beckham Jr. - Supreme</p><p>Derek Carr - Hot Topic</p><p>Kyler Murray - GameStop</p><p>Mac Jones - Meeting with his DUI attorney at the food court or DMV</p><p>Lamar Jackson - Plumbers Supply </p><p>Michael Strahan - Gap</p><p>Carson Wentz - Cabela's</p><p>Deshaun Watson - Kum & Go or the massage chairs at the mall</p><p>Kirk Cousins - Chick-Fil-A</p><p>Jalen Hurts - Auntie Anne's or American Eagle</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Yn3G6ae?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1651099390205992965?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Which comparisons were correct? Who are we missing? Let's hear what you have to say…</p><p></p></body></html>

<div class="hq-image"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/getty/2023/04/26/GettyImages-1187270659.e047693f.jpeg?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.5003663003663004;width:100%"> <span class="image-attribution">Brett Carlsen. Getty Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><p>On today's Pardon My Take, PFT came up with a list of NFL players who could be translated to chain store at a mall. It was all triggered by this tweet from Ross Tucker, who covers the league for CBS Sports and Westwood One…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/6BgNolI?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/RossTuckerNFL/status/1650842817374085122?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>This seems like an ole' trick out of the Colin Cowherd playbook, but with this tweet running across Mr. Commenter's timeline, it allowed his creative brain to go to work. Here are the results…</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/OkYPuDa?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PMTsportsbiz/status/1651246149905309696?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div></div><p>Justin Herbert - PacSun</p><p>Josh Allen - Big And Tall or KITH or Carhartt</p><p>Jameis Winston - Spencer's </p><p>Odell Beckham Jr. - Supreme</p><p>Derek Carr - Hot Topic</p><p>Kyler Murray - GameStop</p><p>Mac Jones - Meeting with his DUI attorney at the food court or DMV</p><p>Lamar Jackson - Plumbers Supply </p><p>Michael Strahan - Gap</p><p>Carson Wentz - Cabela's</p><p>Deshaun Watson - Kum & Go or the massage chairs at the mall</p><p>Kirk Cousins - Chick-Fil-A</p><p>Jalen Hurts - Auntie Anne's or American Eagle</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/Yn3G6ae?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1651099390205992965?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63479_11_these-are-what-nfl-players-would-be-if-they-were-chain-stores-at-a-mall"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Which comparisons were correct? Who are we missing? Let's hear what you have to say…</p><p></p>

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