Former Barstool Sports Star Alex Cooper, Of Call Her Daddy, Is ENGAGED To A Gorgeous Man

There is so much to unpack here. So much. It goes without saying but congratulations to Alex Cooper, one of the best to ever do it. Getting engaged is awesome and Alex is the real fucking deal and I love love. So let's break down this engagement photo. 

Landscaping

The hedges are immaculate. Whoever prepped this setting for them clearly has access to at least a few Lawnmower 4.0s—the latest in grooming technology from our friends at Manscaped. The wisteria is blooming beautifully over that trellis, but it's a bit patchy in places which means they probably planted it somewhat recently. That's fine. Do I wish the wisteria were creating a thicker, more comprehensive blanket over their love scene? Sure, sure I do. But these crazy kids probably had too much love in their hearts to notice. 

Another nit-pick: I can smell whatever that body of water is through the photo. It could be a valley but my sea legs are telling me there is water out there—a bay of some kind, tidal, lots of birds and boats. Ideally, they should trim those trees back a bit to improve our view of the water. I don't hate the closed-in intimacy we get as a result, but a little sight of water is always an improvement. 

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Pebbles

I LOVE the consistency of the pebble path. Those look rounded and smooth, meaning you could probably stroll out there barefoot. Set up a cup some ten feet away, sit down for a while, and toss pebbles at the cup for a couple hours. That's a meditative afternoon. Nice to have them in hand. Plus, they make a great squinch squinch sound as you walk. For my money, this is the best material with which to create a path. 

The Guy

Good body. The right upper arm sleeve is tight to his bicep, which we wanted. Imagine if it were slack against his upper arm/shoulder? Fuck that, I'll speak now but you can forever hold your peace. Thighs look good and sturdy too. Hairline locked in like the fucking Trojan Wall. Taking a knee with no fear of the surrounding fire hazard like he's a Targaryen. Apparently we don't know much about this fella since Alex keeps him relatively private. We'll honor that. No need to snoop. I'm sure she posted this photo from this distance for a reason. Either way, this guy is great and I like him. 

His Watch

Little tough to tell but this has all the markings of a Patek Aquanaut in stainless steel. It might be the travel time. Probably is, if I know him as well as I think I do. 

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Lovely watch. Sporty and elegant. Plus, super easy to recalibrate time zones—which these two need, given their jet-setting lifestyle. I love him so much. 

The Ring

Little grainy. I went in pretty tight on this one. You can tell there's a ring though, and if his Patek watch is any indication, this puppy has more karats than Mr. McGregor's garden. I'm talking an entire kindergarten of West African children lost their hands getting this thing to Zales. I guess she'll be wearing it on the pod soon, so we'll come back for a follow-up. 

Bottom line, we're all pumped as hell for these two. A beautiful engagement for a beautiful couple. Congrats to the Coopers!