The Grossest Gas Station Breakfast The World Has Ever Seen Happened This Morning

Each Friday I take my kid to get doughnuts at the gas station. Dunkin takes them fresh each morning which is pretty dope for a gas station. It's always a fun time. We pick out our doughnuts, get chocolate milk, and head to school. One is always left in the back for the purpose of stunting on friends which I respect. 

This morning there was chocolate frosted with sprinkles which, as you know, puts asses in the seats. When you're 13 and under or over 39, sprinkles on doughnuts are the shit. 

The worst part about this Circle K is that there is always only one person at the register. It's a nightmare. You'll be standing in line for like 10 minutes each and every time. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Don't go to that gas station, you handsome piece of ass." And don't get me wrong, Id love to do that. I simply cannot. 

Sadly, there is no other option available for the same doughnuts and the ability to get gas all at the same time. It's very unfair!

So, we wait. And wait. And wait. 

This morning, I was taken aback. I've seen people get pre-made breakfast biscuits, tacos, burritos, croissantwhiches, pizza (shoutout Trent), and even beef jerky. Typically these choices are paired with a delicious glass of coffee but I understand getting milk in the morning. Hell, Ive already said I do the same thing albeit the chocolate variety. 

The lone cashier told the customer, "Just the chicken nuggets and milk?" My head shot up from looking at my For You page on Tiktok. "Did he just say chicken nuggets?" I squinted my eyes a little because my vision isn't perfect despite my glasses.

And there they were. Not just chicken nuggets but chicken nuggets in a clear cup that looks like a slushy should be inside. Ev;erything about the scene was something that I couldn't digest quickly- much like the fella with gross gut. 

Now, I've seen some folks say "Those are cookies." Folks, if you think I have the comedic foresight to make up cookies into chicken nuggets at 7:15 am, you don't know me at all.  

PS: People who are clutching their pearls about taking a picture or this insane move, grow up, Peter Pan. His face isnt shown so lock it up.