Dude Broke The World Record With 3,206 Push-Ups In An Hour...But Did He Actually Do Any At All?

Love a good internet discussion where a fat blogger like myself can chime in about a fitness world record. Well you know what? Fuck that. I think about working out every single night, and then I order nachos from the mexican restaurant downstairs. So what, nachos are the most delicious food on the planet, sue me. I'd rather eat nachos every night than break the push-up world record. Fuck that noise. Remember during COVID people would do 10 push-ups in their apartment and then challenge 5 friends to do them as well? Well those 10 push-ups SUCKED. I want it on record, there's no health benefit to shups. Take a 3Chi, eat nachos, and blog like a real man. Because guess what? Even when you claim to have broken a world record with 3,206 push-ups in an hour, you have fat slobs everywhere asking if you even did 1 push-up at all. Think about how annoying that must be? He trained his whole life for this moment and now the video is being ratio'd everywhere with everyone claiming none of them counted. That's why the internet is the best- he can beat up every single one of us and we're like "yeah but those push-ups were pretty gay dude". The internet will never lose.