Lighten the Fuck Up! A Young, Sexy, & Very Powerful Empress Desperately Needed to Hire a New Chief Samurai...
A young, sexy, and very powerful Empress in the Land of the Rising Sun received two weeks' notice from her Chief Samurai and desperately needed to hire a new Samurai to replace him.
After a week, there were only three applications submitted for the demanding job. There was a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish samurai, all seeking to fill the vacant position. The Empress summoned them to her imperial palace…
"Demonstrate your skills, and the one who impresses me most will get the job!" commanded the Empress.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward first and opened a tiny box, releasing a single fly into the air. He drew his samurai sword, and with a single swipe, the fly fell to the floor, perfectly sliced in two…
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"What a feat of precision!" the empress declared. "Number two samurai, show me what you can do…"
The Chinese samurai stepped forward, smiled confidently, and opened a tiny box, releasing a single fly into the air. He drew his samurai sword, and after three amazingly quick swipes, the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered.
"That was an incredible display of skill!" the empress proclaimed, totally impressed.
"How are you going to top that, number three samurai?"
Hiroshi Cohen, the Jewish samurai, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a single fly into the air. He drew his samurai sword and swung it mightily, but the fly remained in the air unscathed…
In a rare display of disappointment, the empress asked, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead…"
"Dead?" Cohen scoffed. "Dead is easy. A full circumcision, now that takes pinpoint accuracy, the kind these other two schleps can only dream about…"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #160!
Just in case you missed the last one…