I'm So Excited To Go To Football Games Again!!

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Bar none, the best thing to ever happen is Dan Snyder selling the team. There's so much hope now. There's no longer the feeling of doom going into every season because you simply know any team owned by Dan Snyder isn't going to do shit. This is like when Simba defeats Scar and the Pridelands bloom again. It's an indescribable feeling.

And most of all, I'm excited to go to games again. I swore I would never give Dan Snyder a dime of my money ever again, and so I haven't bought merch or gone to a game at FedEx in a very long time. And now I cannot wait. The first game without Dan Snyder is going to be a ZOO. The stadium will be shaking and poop will be flying out of the pipes and nobody will care! You can already feel the difference this is going to make.

And then we will get a new stadium in DC and FedEx will be burned to the ground. What a fucking day. I might do another 100 blogs about it. I'm just over the moon. I've written more words than anyone in the world about what a piece of shit human being Dan Snyder is. I always dreamt this day would come and now it's here. How amazing is this!

What a day fellas, what a day!!!!