The Chicago Bulls Fucking Stink... Nice Win Though

Cute win, Bulls. Congrats on entering the real playoffs below .500 

Right now you may very well be thinking, "Wait WTF? Did Dave just write a Bulls blog? He hasn't watched a single game all year!!!" 

And that thought would be a correct thought. I haven't watched a Bulls game all year and only a small handful since Derrick Rose's knees kept fucking him over. 

I truly wouldn't miss a game in the Rose years either; I absolutely loved how tough they were with Thibs at the helm, and for a hot moment Rose was my absolute favorite athlete on earth. When his career went down the tubes, I couldn't handle it as a sports fan. Just stopped watching the NBA altogether so I could focus on the other loser organizations I root for. 

And in watching tonight's game, the first and only game I've watched start to finish this season, all I could think was "the Bulls really fucking suck." 

Again, congrats on the dub, though. 

How is it possible that for the last 25 years, the CHICAGO BULLS have just been an ocean of mediocre? Sans a few good years with D-Rose, of course. How!!!! HOW!!!!! 

MJ was the biggest celebrity on the PLANET for a few decades. The Chicago Bulls should have been able to ride his coattails to dominance for decades and decades after he was done. Nope, nothing but mediocre. If that. 

And it's a tale as old as time for Jerry Reinsdorf owned professional sports teams. While not giving a flying FUCK about the Bulls for 5 or whatever years, all I could do while watching them fall behind to another seemingly whatever team by 17 points is think to myself, "the Bulls and Sox are just the spider man meme." 

Same shit, different organizations. You bums lose too much, and you know who loses? 

Losers. 

Real talk though - good win tonight 

I can't even joke around about it anymore. I don't give a shit that the Bulls won and earned the right to get blown out in the first round. 

It's just so, so exhausting watching the same movie over, and over, and over again. And over and over and over and over and over and over.

I know that was obnoxious, but I felt it was necessary to really, truly hammer home to non-Chicago fans how exhausting this is. I don't know how the diehard Bulls fan/Sox fan combo does it. You are all much tougher than I am.

And I say all this with all due respect to Pat Bev. Sorry the org that employs you fucking stinks. 

Just sell the fucking teams Jerry!!!!! Collect your BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and enjoy your life!!! Even Hawk Harrelson himself said on AJ Pierzynski's podcast last week that he thinks Jerry should sell because he doesn't think he's having fun anymore. If true, that should be reason enough to sell and collect your BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of dollars. What the fuck do you need this stress for? You incentivize angry internet cunts like me to write articles telling you to fuck off, just like this one. 

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It really sucks. See everyone on the Mid Show tomorrow.