Philly Can't Have Nice Things Or Act Like Functioning Members Of Society As They Turn $1 Hot Dog Night Into A Food Fight

Ho-hum. Just another night in lovely Philadelphia with the fans in the City of Brotherly Love acting like 11 year olds in a school cafeteria as they turn a great cost effective promotion to feed families for a nice night at the ballpark into a full fledged food fight. Amazing how it always seems like one fan base can make fools of themselves over an over. Can't you just enjoy a hot dog? Can't people just go out for a nice spring night without worrying about walking out with a relish hat? Aren't these Philly heathens sick of acting like children ?

I would say I'm shocked ...but this has been going on for years in Philly with fans acting like dopes. The same morons in the stands tonight were likely telling their grandkids about throwing Ice and batteries back in the day or booing Santa. 

I would say I'm shocked but what do you expect from a fan base that idolizes a fictional boxer with a statue, and makes movies about special teams players. Loser attitude, loser fan base. Class it up for once...please. And stop throwing shit.