Someone At ESPN Orgasmed (Possibly) Into A Hot Mic And It Made The Audience Feel Weirdly Horny

Far be it from me begrudge another person who orgasms but it needs to be said. Do not orgasm when you are on live TV. Live streams are fine. Some actually say that live streams are where most people orgasm. Either performing or watching. Hell yeah. 

That being said, I don't wanna hear a slightly pleasurable moan, grunt, or erotic sigh when Im watching the NBA morning roundup. Just don't. I hope whoever was orgasming or whatever was having a good time but we need people that are producing the show to have their heads in the game. 

Just like here at Barstool, the producers need to know in real-time what the audience wants, needs and can tolerate. I think we can all agree that we wanted it and needed it. Was it tolerable on a weekday morning? Well,,,, that's hard to say. 

Moaning, after all, is a common vocalization made by people during a variety of situations, not just boning. The reasons for moaning can vary depending on the context and the individual involved and the types of adult toys that are being utilized. 

In some cases, people may moan as a way to express pleasure or enjoyment, such as the aforementioned sexual activity, eating delicious food (shoutout my 600lb Life), or experiencing a massage or other pleasurable sensation like scratching your butthole after you didn't wipe that good. Walking around the mall with an itchy who is a bottom-tier experience. Heading to the bathroom and giving that itch the whatfer is beyond special. In fact, it might be more than special. It might be the max climax. Moaning in these contexts can be a natural and spontaneous response to pleasurable stimuli.

In other cases, people may moan as a way to express discomfort or pain. For example, someone who is experiencing physical discomfort or pain may moan as a way to communicate their distress to others. Moaning in these situations can be a natural and instinctive response to physical sensations that are difficult to describe in words. Wait. I think that's groaning. Yeah. I got this paragraph all kinds of fucked up. That's groaning which is NOT moaning. It's the antithesis of moaning. Embarrasing on my part and I hope you all can forgive me. 

It's also worth noting that moaning can be a culturally influenced behavior, and what is considered acceptable or appropriate can vary from one culture or social setting to another. Ultimately, the reasons why people moan can be complex and multifaceted and can depend on a wide range of factors.

Who do I think moaned? Im not sure but it was a deep gutteral groan which could lead one to believe that a co-host/panelist forgot to turn their mic off and the rogue moaner was squeezing out the digested food into a toilet. 

Either way, ESPN needs to be careful. No one wants to hear someone cumming unless they are ready. Being unprepared for an audible orgasm can ruin your day. This one ruined mine and that sucks. I was having such a good day. I mean, just this morning I started out my day with a moan myself.