Christina Aguilera Heroically Admits She's A Huge Fan of Orgasming And More

When it comes to oral sex, Christina Aguilera made a revealing confession on the podcast "Call Her Daddy" that could be considered inappropriate, the singer came out in favor of the protein within semen.

"Swallowing is actually a good thing, it's got a lot of protein in it. There's something to be said for it after working hard," Aguilera said on the podcast.

"There are some guys who don't like to have their balls touched... and there are some guys who like to have brutal things happen to them," she continued.

It's not the first time the singer has opened up about her sex life, in an interview with People Magazine she revealed that at 42 she has gotten to know her vagina so well that there are new pleasure spots that are discovered as she gets older.

"There are four different places I can orgasm around my vagina, and that's the truth," she concluded.

"Vaginas are the epicenter of our well-being."

This article was sourced from a small podcast called Call Her Daddy. I had never heard of it but it looks incredible. The host is gorgeous and a little aloof while being driven, smart, and innovative. I recommend checking it out if you haven't heard of it. 

Well, goodness gracious. Lots of things going on in the first couple of lines of that story but look, I'm glad. Since I started working here there are two things I'm really on the record as liking. 

1. Love

2. Horny stuff

This article about Christina qualifies as both. 

Spanish song. Pretty cool. 

Now, Christina came out as a huge nut lover but that doesn't make her a pasticcihoe. She is not allergic when it comes to nut. She welcomes it as many do for the health bennies. But, when it comes to semen, there are basically two rules of thought regarding the health aspect. 

The thought of healthy nut being sucked down has been pervasive in American discourse for as long as the Consitution has been around. That being said, there is no hard-soil evidence to suggest that swallowing semen provides any health benefits, not even sodium. Awful news! However, it is generally considered safe for a healthy individual to swallow semen IF you want to. Ok that makes it better! 

Depite what many would say, swallowing is not a requirement for having oral sex. We just all think so because we've seen it happen thousands of times on film. Hollywood is not real life. Contrary to popular belief, it's not frowned upon to release into a rag, but swallowing is typically considered a polite thing to do. No one likes extra laundry but, in order to get that rag dirty, you gotta rub me the right way, honey. 

Now, some individuals may have an allergic reaction to semen (call that a nut allergy), which can cause discomfort or other symptoms like hives or a swollen throat, and not from the bludgeoning of the palate which the dentist can spot from a mile away. They know what BJ throat looks like. Yes, they do. They know what it looks like. Keep that in your brain while you're getting it OR giving it. 

Ultimately, the decision to swallow semen is a personal one and I support the giver no matter what they decide. I guess that's just how I was raised. Giver is referencing the blow job, not semen. That was a tough thing to write without confusion because really both can be considered the giver. The blow job giver and the semen giver. English can be so confusing!

2. Horny stuff

Uhhh… we are talking about new places to nut from? That is exciting stuff, especially at her age of 42. I'm 40 right now and I think I've basically discovered every way it's possible for my body to "release." Sorry if you think that is "gross" or "makes you wanna puke" or that "you'd rather be dead than thinking about me having oral sex" or "god damn. It's the first thing in the morning and I haven't even had my glass of coffee yet" but the truth of the matter is that my body is gorgeous and wonderfully made. I love my body and I'm proud of that. No matter what you say, I will not change my opinion about myself. 

But we do need to explore one phrase. Our friend Christina says that she found four new spots around the vagina???? How far around are we talking? Butts? Are we talking butt stuff? Are we talking about that area between the butt and the bump? I dunno. It's kinda unfair to mention that and then not give a VERY detailed map about where these new locations are. It's kinda rude if you ask me. It's like giving a 5-star Yelp review for a new James Beard Award-winning restaurant and then refusing to say where it's located. It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife to eat at that vagina restaurant. 

Now, if you would have told anyone who is up to 7 years older than me or 7 years younger than me that, one day, Christina would be talking about sex stuff and orgasming online, I wouldn't have needed four new spots to explore. The ole tried and true method would have sufficed. One touch. Everyone knows the rules. 

My teenage years would be complete if Call Her Daddy gets Jennifer Love Hewitt on the show. I wonder what kind of kinky stuff she does or did. I wont listen because I'm horny. I'll just watch because I love hearing about people's personal journeys. Sorry if being interested in people is against the rules or makes me some kinda pervert that used to print off pictures and tape them to my walls so that I saw them as soon as I woke up. If that makes me a pervert, then so be it. 

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