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White Sox Dave Is Not A Functioning Adult And Doesn't Grasp How Group Dinners Work

When you watch that clip you get a look inside how I feel every time I try to make sense of whatever the heck White Sox Dave is saying. The latest corner raccoon boy has backed himself into? He has no earthly idea how to conduct himself at a restaurant with other adults. There are multiple offenses 

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White Sox Dave Is Not A Functioning Adult And Doesn't Grasp How Group Dinners Work

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