If You're Poopin' In A Public Restroom, Cough When People Come In The Room

On today's episode of THE BRACKET we debated the most embarrassing things that can happen to a person alongside feits. This lead to a longer convo about bathroom etiquette, which maybe isn't Feits strong suite. But this brings me to a technique I've used as long as I've had to take dumps in public: The Cough. 

If you're shiddin' in a public restroom, there is an easy way to make sure that nobody knocks on your stall door or even risk the door lock failing and somebody seeing you half naked on a porcelain throne. When somebody enters the room, do a polite cough. Just like you're clearing your throat. It's easy, not out of place and it helps you avoid any mishaps.

That said, this won't stop every bad situation. Ex co-worker Coley Mick used to love turning off the bathroom light when he left the room EVEN WHEN HE KNEW PEOPLE WERE POOPING. Do you know how bad of a spot you're in with a turd hanging halfway out of your ass in a pitch black bathroom? Like, cannot see your hand in front of your face darkness? I do not recommend it. 

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You can watch the full ep below.