The #1 Thing You Can't Do At Your Team's Home Opener Is Get So Drunk You Whip It Out And Piss In The Middle Of The Concourse

Who doesn't love their teams home opener? Great weather, take off work a little early, grab some mid-day brews with the boys, pissing all over yourself and the concourse. It's as American as apple pie.  This guy is going to be in for the hangover of his LIFE when he wakes up today and realizes what 

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The #1 Thing You Can't Do At Your Team's Home Opener Is Get So Drunk You Whip It Out And Piss In The Middle Of The Concourse

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