All Hell Has Broken Loose And UConn Fans Are Smashing Shit At The Student Union With A Lamp Post

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Good God. What are you doing? I get you're excited, but act like everyone else after they win a title. Get drunk as shit and don't get expelled or go to jail. That's just me though. I guess I'm a simple man who gets drunk, wants to rewatch the game a bunch of times and party with my friends. This is apparently the Student Union building on campus. You can't be using the lamp post to ram the door down and break windows and shit. 

I'm all for being reckless and partying, but maybe use the lamp post for something better. Find a body of water and toss that bad boy in there. Worked for Tennessee. They seemed to have a blast doing that with goalposts. Can't have this. 

Now that said, I need an update on the tree guy

Can't stop laughing at that line. Is anyone shocked a guy is still in a tree? Of course not. 

We've moved onto flipping cars.

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People were sprinting out of there. Tough to be caught, but then again, don't flip a car. I don't know when that became the new normal. Again, I promise, the bar is a good time. 

Head on a swivel out there and stay safe. Just go get drunk and party. You don't want to be in a student union if you don't have to be.