Onlyfans "Model" Goes Mega Viral For Claiming She "Makes Her Man Nut At Least 6-7 Times A Day"
WHAT IN THE WORLD!?
Just an outrageously bogus claim that is somehow picking up traction online thanks to guys like ̶J̶m̶a̶c̶ KFC taking this chick at her word and sharing it with the masses.
I would never do such a thing. Never. Ever. Ever.
Sorry Kevin, but I need to throw a flag on this one.
I think what we have here is a classic case of follow the leader, aka monkey see, monkey do.
This classy lady Vicky Banxxx saw the success Barstool's own Caroline had with her video mocking hypefluencers on social media, and took a page right out of her book.
All in the name of going viral.
The fact there are men out there questioning if this is real or not, weighing in on if they would 1- be capable of doing this, and 2- enjoy doing this, is mind bottling.
No shit you wouldn't enjoy coming SEVEN TIMES a day!
You don't think you'd be able to nut twice before heading into the office? You don't say.
Johnny Sins isn't capable of such feats. Fuckin stunads.
Granted, it would probably be the most focused and productive day of work of your life if you did, but it's just physically impossible. And that's not my opinion. That's science. Nature didn't intend for it. Unlike the real king of the jungle, the lion, it doesn't work like that for us…
Consider this a public service address and warning to all you men out there in relationships with women who might come across this story on social media this weekend. You might have a girl on your hands who loves a good challenge, or who also believes everything she sees on the internet, or just a pure sadist who enjoys seeing you in pain. If any of those applies to you, stock up on celery and pineapple juice. Our prayers are with you.
Also, we need Glenny Balls to get to the bottom of this. I nominate him as tribute. He needs to get Vicky Banxxx on his Only Stans show and see if she is all talk or if she actually walks the walk.
p.s. - as always, the commentary on twitter was pretty good