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OnlyFans Creators Can Get Tax Deductions on Their New Tits

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After it was reported that an unnamed OnlyFans creator had claimed tax relief on breast enhancement surgery, the accountant who filed the return has said she was "surprised" to see it making headlines.

Rachel Martin runs a chartered certified practice with her husband James and says that, as her client list is not limited to content creators, she is not used to media attention.

OnlyFans is a subscription-based website where you pay a monthly fee to access content from creators. It is not exclusively a platform for adult content, but Rachel's client is involved in that industry.

It was described as "the first known case of its kind" by the Mail on Sunday, but the BBC has spoken to another OnlyFans creator who claimed cosmetic dental work and breast implants successfully as a business expense in her HMRC tax returns, following surgery in 2020.

I think this is a great thing. Why shame people who want to put their tits our on the internet. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. What you wanna do with your own tits is your business. Wanna tweet em out? They are your tits. Wanna let em swing low like a chariot coming forth to carry me home? They are your tits. Wanna get em all perked up by a board-certified surgeon? Go ahead because, once again, they are your tits. Lastly, if I can write off my office that I paid for, you- a sex creator- should be able to write off those warlocks. It is really that simple. The tax code doesn't say you can write off your work-related expenses unless it's for the appearance of your tits or cock. No. You can write either one of those things off as you should be. 

I'd love to write off my dick. Sadly, I haven't posted it online nearly enough this year to qualify. From what Ive read and understand about the tax code, you need to have your cock on the internet at least once a week in order to qualify for this tax break. I don't do that. I'm probably a once-every-three-weeks dick-pic guy. Good? Sure. But enough to take some off the top for ole Uncle Sam? Probably not. 

But, like getting my asshole bleached as white as snow, it's a goal and one that I'm getting closer and closer to realizing. I'll tell ya what; that feels good, unlike those old bags of sand writeoffs. 

If you wanna see some of the creators who qualify, my guy Glenny has you covered.