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Getting Tossed From The Game Isn't Going To Stop This College Baseball Coach From Slugging Down His Gameday 2-Liter Of Mountain Dew

First of all, let's just take a moment to truly appreciate how emotionally and mentally fragile baseball guys are. Buddy from Liberty hits a homerun, stares down the dugout a little bit, and then Austin Peay responds by launching a fastball at his head. The unwritten rules of baseball are hilarious to me. If you're getting your ass kicked and the other team is showing any signs of joy about it, the unwritten rules basically give you the green light for attempted murder. It's so unhinged, it's so deranged, it's incredible. Just some totally normal and rational behavior. 

Secondly, this guy rules and he rules hard. 

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Just look at the admiration in the ump's eyes when he realizes how kick ass this Austin Peay coach is. That's a wild man right there. You think that ump has any authority over this man whatsoever? Not a goddamn chance. This dude goes wherever he wants to go, whenever he wants to go there. Kick him out of the game? You're lucky he doesn't kick you out of life. There's levels to this shit. If you drink a can of Mountain Dew, you're definitely not a nerd. You drink a 16.9 fl oz bottle of Mountain Dew, you're a pretty cool cat. You have a 2-liter of Mountain Dew but share it amongst some friends and family throughout the day, you're a rad dude but also a little reserved.

But to have a 2-liter of Mountain Dew to yourself and just slug that shit straight from the bottle? Well now you're the coolest son of a bitch in every room you ever step foot into. I don't care what series of events preceded this moment, the Austin Peay coach is innocent to me. I'd say to change the call here and keep him in the game. But like I mentioned before, a man that wild can't be tamed. Never has been, never will be. Dude fucks. 

Speaking of rad dudes who love Mountain Dew…

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