<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Why Can&#39;t I Have Nice Things?</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","41523"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["college-basketball","alabama","rico-bosco"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["barstool sports","nice thing","fan","coach oats","year","drum","horrible night","hard pill","lifelong","ncaa 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data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IEGQZYz?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1639052049932488706?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Just when the week is going well ... karma calls. Just when the comeback is near to complete, the house comes crumbling down. Just when the world is coming back on your side, it turns it's back. </p><p>If you are confused as to what I am talking about, Alabama has been eliminated from The NCAA Tournament. It's a hard pill to swallow as a lifelong (since 2021 when I interviewed Coach Oats) fan. It was a horrible night. I was beating the drum all year about how good this team was, and how untouchable they were. It was a brutal brutal loss to watch. </p><p>Now I am not here to play woe is me or cry about the breaks of life. As Chris Distefano's dad told him "Life gets a lot easier when you realize it's not fair." But why couldn't I have just one more day of enjoyment, make it through the entire week riding high? Why did the karma Gods decide to cut my hot streak so short ? What have I done so wrong in my time here that I couldn't stay on the top of the mountain? </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qTt5A5e?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/jakeraderr/status/1480969192522268678?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>You know what ... on second thought, don't answer that. I'll just take my losses and move on. </p><p>PS- Please check out the latest Stool Scenes back when I was doing well ... </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/yUL2ydt?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhO28SCOR4&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iYNjRed" 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<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N0j2jzD?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/hen_ease/status/1639099424637956098?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IEGQZYz?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1639052049932488706?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Just when the week is going well ... karma calls. Just when the comeback is near to complete, the house comes crumbling down. Just when the world is coming back on your side, it turns it's back. </p><p>If you are confused as to what I am talking about, Alabama has been eliminated from The NCAA Tournament. It's a hard pill to swallow as a lifelong (since 2021 when I interviewed Coach Oats) fan. It was a horrible night. I was beating the drum all year about how good this team was, and how untouchable they were. It was a brutal brutal loss to watch. </p><p>Now I am not here to play woe is me or cry about the breaks of life. As Chris Distefano's dad told him "Life gets a lot easier when you realize it's not fair." But why couldn't I have just one more day of enjoyment, make it through the entire week riding high? Why did the karma Gods decide to cut my hot streak so short ? What have I done so wrong in my time here that I couldn't stay on the top of the mountain? </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qTt5A5e?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/jakeraderr/status/1480969192522268678?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>You know what ... on second thought, don't answer that. I'll just take my losses and move on. </p><p>PS- Please check out the latest Stool Scenes back when I was doing well ... </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/yUL2ydt?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhO28SCOR4&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iYNjRed" 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style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IEGQZYz?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1639052049932488706?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>Just when the week is going well ... karma calls. Just when the comeback is near to complete, the house comes crumbling down. Just when the world is coming back on your side, it turns it's back. </p><p>If you are confused as to what I am talking about, Alabama has been eliminated from The NCAA Tournament. It's a hard pill to swallow as a lifelong (since 2021 when I interviewed Coach Oats) fan. It was a horrible night. I was beating the drum all year about how good this team was, and how untouchable they were. It was a brutal brutal loss to watch. </p><p>Now I am not here to play woe is me or cry about the breaks of life. As Chris Distefano's dad told him "Life gets a lot easier when you realize it's not fair." But why couldn't I have just one more day of enjoyment, make it through the entire week riding high? Why did the karma Gods decide to cut my hot streak so short ? What have I done so wrong in my time here that I couldn't stay on the top of the mountain? </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qTt5A5e?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/jakeraderr/status/1480969192522268678?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>You know what ... on second thought, don't answer that. I'll just take my losses and move on. </p><p>PS- Please check out the latest Stool Scenes back when I was doing well ... </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/yUL2ydt?_showcaption=true" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhO28SCOR4&utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iYNjRed" 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<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/N0j2jzD?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/hen_ease/status/1639099424637956098?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/IEGQZYz?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/1639052049932488706?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>Just when the week is going well ... karma calls. Just when the comeback is near to complete, the house comes crumbling down. Just when the world is coming back on your side, it turns it's back. </p><p>If you are confused as to what I am talking about, Alabama has been eliminated from The NCAA Tournament. It's a hard pill to swallow as a lifelong (since 2021 when I interviewed Coach Oats) fan. It was a horrible night. I was beating the drum all year about how good this team was, and how untouchable they were. It was a brutal brutal loss to watch. </p><p>Now I am not here to play woe is me or cry about the breaks of life. As Chris Distefano's dad told him "Life gets a lot easier when you realize it's not fair." But why couldn't I have just one more day of enjoyment, make it through the entire week riding high? Why did the karma Gods decide to cut my hot streak so short ? What have I done so wrong in my time here that I couldn't stay on the top of the mountain? </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/qTt5A5e?_showcaption=true" href="https://twitter.com/jakeraderr/status/1480969192522268678?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_41523_0_why-cant-i-have-nice-things"></a></div></div></div><p>You know what ... on second thought, don't answer that. 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