Donald Trump Has Officially "Made It", Gets A Porn Parody Written About Him

Well well well, looks like our friend Donny has officially made it. And yes I know what you’re probably thinking, a guy who has billions of dollars, hundreds of hotels, and dozens of golf courses has probably already “made it” in life but that’s just not true. Until you have your own personal porn parody you’re absolutely nothing in my eyes. I need to be able to see you in real life and then watch a fake version, that doesn’t look or sound anything like you, have sex on the internet. That’s just how most of our brains operate. Didn’t take Sarah Palin serious until Lisa Ann went to work and I’m not about to start trusting Donald Trump until I do all my research. Gotta see how your fuck in parody life before I make any decisions on who I’m voting for in 2016.  It should be part of the official requirements for President. Must be 35 years old, born in America, and have a readily available parody porn video we can all watch. And that my friends is why I will not be voting for Chris Christie.

Whoever wrote the dialogue clearly has his eyes set on an Oscar.

“Now lets have sex, while I whisper racist comments in your ear”

“I love women, except for the fat and ugly ones”

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