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6ix9ine Got His Ass Beat In An LA Fitness Bathroom, Which Has To Be The Worst Place Ever To Get Jumped

6ix9ine is a guy who I know exists. I've never listened to any of his music before, and all I really know about him is that he has goofy hair and is a notorious snitcher. So I'm not going to have any strong feelings one way or another towards 6ix9ine getting jumped in the bathroom of an LA Fitness. Obviously it would always be better for people to not get jumped rather than getting jumped. But the world is also just filled with scumbags, so... 

What I will say, however, is that if there's any place to get jumped, I can't think of many that are worse than in the gym bathroom. 

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Think about how you feel after you just wrapped up a great workout. Let's say it was a heavy chest and tri's day. You maxed out on the bench. You went heavy on the fly machine. The tricep pulldowns were burning so hard you thought your arms were going to melt off your body. Mentally you feel great about the fact that you just pushed yourself through that workout, but physically you can hardly even reach your arms over your head. You haven't had time to start the recovery process yet. You haven't taken your amino acids, you haven't started to slug down your protein shake. You are 100% spent physically. 

And now you have a bunch of meatheads coming into the bathroom looking to kick your ass? Yeah, good luck with that. You'd try to defend yourself but it would feel like you're trying to throw punches underwater. And who knows how early into the workout the other guys are. I bet their faces are still itchy because the preworkout is just kicking in. Maybe they just hit a few warmup sets and are just starting to get a pump going. There are just too many variables to take into consideration here for it to be a fair fight. 

On top of everything--nobody wants to feel like a bitch in the gym. There's an immense feeling of shame and guilt if you're the guy who has to scream for a spotter because you can't get your weight up. I can't even imagine what it would feel like having to walk out of there with your face all bloodied after getting beat up in the bathroom. All around it just seems like a terrible time. 0/10 would not recommend. 

@JordieBarstool