Lighten the Fuck Up! Sonya Was Home Alone When She Heard a Slight Knock at Her Front Door...

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Sonya was an attractive young Brazilian woman who was home alone one Sunday afternoon, cuddled up in her den and reading a romance novel when she heard a slight knock at her front door…

Curious, she opened the door, looked around, and didn't see anybody on her front porch. Just before closing the door, she spotted a snail on the welcome mat. She immediately bent down, grabbed it, and threw it as far as she could, shaking her head, wondering how it got there…

Almost a year to the day, there was another slight knock at her front door. Curious, Sonya opened the door, looked around, and didn't see anybody on her front porch. Just before closing the door, she saw the same snail on the welcome mat… 

As she bent down to grab it, the snail poked its slimy head out of its shell and scoffed, “Da fuck was that all about?”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

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