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The National Park Service Warns People To NOT Push Their Slower Friends Down When Running From Bears

Go fucking figure. I've heard some idiotic things from government agencies over the years, but now they're telling me not to push my asshole friends down if bears are attacking us? Say what you want about the things that Big Brother has pushed in the past, but they've officially jumped shark with th

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The National Park Service Warns People To NOT Push Their Slower Friends Down When Running From Bears

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