Not A Coincidence: Providence Basketball Is 0-2 After Changing Their Alcohol Rules And Preventing Fun

I gotta say, I'm ashamed I didn't know about this before today. Why? Seton Hall was clearly the play: 

Clear as day the moment the Dunk (or whatever the fuck it's called now, it'll always be the Dunk) changed this rule, Providence was screwed. Lost to Xavier, lost to Seton Hall. Let the tall boys come back and maybe you don't get smoked at home against an average Seton Hall team. 

Now, you may be wondering what happened. Here's the story:

Welcome to college, pal. Now look what you did. Providence might never win at home again (starting next season) until they change this rule back. The Dunk was fucking awesome: 

25?!? What is this renting a car? If you're 21 give them the tall boy. Let them party. Also … we can just complain about shit to get it changed? Airplanes are going to be different going forward now.