Rules Are Rules: Catherine Zeta-Jones Makes Michael Douglas Whip His Dick Out On The Golf Course If He Doesn't Hit It Past The Ladies Tees

[Post] - “The rules are — I have to whip it out if I don’t hit it past the ladies’ tees, which I manage most of the time,” Douglas, 78, told the Guardian. “But there have been times when we’re playing alone, and have to give her a little show because we are competitive.”

The “Basic Instinct” and “Ant-Man” legend then clarified: “But only when I play with my wife.”

“There has been an issue with paparazzi, so I make him go into the bushes. A deal is a deal,” Zeta-Jones quipped.

Look at Catherine Zeta out here! Everyone knows the unwritten rule of golf. If you don't hit it past the ladies tees you gotta drop the pants. Now, sure, it's not usually enforced. No one wants to see a bare ass on the golf course with those tan lines. But not Catherine. She chirps her husband and makes him put on a show. That's pressure at its finest. That's how you get into someone's head. Micahel Douglas walks to the tee knowing if he duffs one or tops one it's time for a show. 

Glad they clarified it's with only each other. Can't have other people there and Catherine demanding Michael Douglas whips his dick out. No thank you. I gotta worry about how I'm going to fuck up my approach shot. Can't be sitting there delaying it because Catherine is chirping Douglas. 

I gotta admit though this is a beautiful marriage. You have a smoking hot wife who wants to golf with you. Not only that but she abides by the rules. That's what we call a win-win in the world. Now, sure, you don't want to lose to your wife. No doubt about it that CZJ won't stop talking shit when/if that happens. But the romantic in me sees the good side. A side where your wife wants to mock you by having you whip your dick out. Hashtag relationship goals.