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This Two Bed, FOUR Bath Floor Plan From A Penn State Apartment Complex Is The Most Chaotic And Insane Thing Ever Devised By Man

I've been trying to make sense of this for an amount of time I'd rather not disclose. I've run through every scenario and I simply can't understand why this floor plan exists. Whatever agent of chaos devised this madness has broken my brain.

I first had to make sure this is real, which it somehow is.

So now we have to figure out how we get to four bathrooms. Obviously, one or two bathrooms both make sense. You could even talk me into three as being moderately logical for two people — one shared pee bathroom and each roommate having a separate poop bathroom. The pee bathroom can also double as a shower bathroom if one of the roommates has just taken a particularly foul pre-shower shit in their own poop bathroom. That fourth one, though, is just something I can't wrap my head around.

They all have a shower, too! Four full bathrooms in a two-bedroom apartment. I've seen some crazy shit in my day, but this is right up there near the top of the list.

Possible uses I've come up with for the fourth bathroom:

- shared closet

- bathtub, sink and possibly toilet (if never used otherwise) fashioned into novelty beer coolers during gatherings

- Twitch streaming studio with LED lights

You know what, I think I've actually talked myself into this now. My next apartment will be required to have at least one more bathroom than any reasonable person would think necessary. Possibly two.