Dude On TikTok Shares An EASY Way To Find Out If Your Significant Other Is Cheating On You
Well I gotta say...
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I want to rip this "study" apart. I really do. I'm not gonna though, because I have a sneaking suspicion that it actually works like a charm.
Personally, I'm a spiteful, vindictive bastard when I feel someone has wronged me. I wish nothing but the worst on people that make my life more difficult than it should be. When people that have pissed me off get smacked in the face by the heavy hand of karma, my brain does real, actual fist bumps.
I gotta imagine that catching my broad cheating on me would heighten this emotional response 10 fold.
And I gotta say… this dude's water bottle trick would be the perfect liaison into making her admit her heinous act(s). I am picturing it go down in my head as we speak; her guilty conscious is weighing on her as I stare into her frantically darting eyes as we both know exactly what the other is thinking…
and then BOOM… you hit her with it:
Absolute power move to the max. That's when you start rattling off all the dude's she's been skeezing around with. Every. Last. One. Don't miss a single name. Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff… I COULD GO ON FOREVER BABY!!!
And then you break up, get back together, break up again a few weeks/months down the road, and eventually finally nip it in the bud by starting over with another broad before realizing you wasted around 3 years of your life on something that was never, ever gonna end well. It's the circle of life in American dating! Wouldn't have it any other way.