Dumping Them Out: Hottest GIFs Yet

This week I learned that in 1987, Bruce Willis released a musical album titled The Return of Bruno. That was his first album, so I'm not sure what Bruno was returning from, but that is a real album that exists. One of the song's, Respect Yourself was a Billboard Top 5 Hit. I listened to the song (30 seconds of it), and was not impressed. Additionally, Eddie Murphy, Joe Pesci, and Robert Downey Jr. had studio albums as well.

Sorry I forgot the introduction. Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. Either these are my best GIFs yet, or if it's just early in the morning. Congratulations or whatever. I don't care.

I'm a huge fan of the new Major League Baseball rules. Specifically the pitch clock.  I've been so bored with baseball for the longest time, so I welcome any and all chaos. Especially if it pisses off old baseball purists. The ending of the Red Sox/Braves game yesterday was incredible. I guess the batter has to be set in the box with 8 seconds left on the clock. The Braves were down 1 run in the 9th inning with bases loaded and 2 outs. The batter didn't get set in the box in time, and the umpire called him out, ending the game. Red Sox win. 

The only thing that sucks is that Joe West is retired, and is no longer working games. Joe West would have loved this so much. If Joe West would have been behind the dish, not only would he have called the batter out, Cowboy Joe would have pulled dual revolvers out of his utility belt and fired them into the air like Yosemite Sam. As the batter walked back to the dugout, Joe would have lit off a series a fireworks behind the plate, and done the Hulk Hogan  "I can't hear you celebration" to a chorus of boos from the crowd. I miss that guy.

It's the end of February, so it's officially time for me to be an Indiana Hoosiers basketball fan. They beat the shit out of Purdue last night. Purdue has that super tall 7'5" player, Zach Edey. There's nothing worse than cheering against a super tall guy. It's infuriating. You feel like your getting cheated. You can't help but be like, "This dude fucking sucks, if he was regular height he would be trash. All he does is be taller than everyone." Which is an obvious take, but it still makes me angry every time. But sorry Purdue, turns out your tall guy wasn't tall enough. Maybe if he was 8 feet tall then you could have beaten Indiana. 

I've been wanting a pair of Off-White Nike shoes for years. Particularly the Nike x Off-White Air Presto 1's. Only problem is that specific pair is over $2000 brand new. I found a guy selling my size online for $250, but they look used. I'm not sure if it would be too lame to buy a used pair. Also, it's kind of lame to buy fancy expensive shoes like that in general. But I love buying dumb expensive things from time to time. It makes me feel rich. Maybe I'll do a shoes review and expense them. I wonder if I could get away with that. 

Before I got hired at Barstool, I used to blog on JohnRichTV.com. For the longest time, people would email me from that website, and they would think I was John Rich the country singer. 

Jason Kempin. Getty Images.

I get I have the same name as the guy, but I don't know how you could have looked at that website and thought I was him. Maybe it was the blog about Coach K getting divorced. Anyways, I got so many emails that I couldn't help myself. I had to start messing with them. One guy in particular was outrageous. I went back and forth with him so many times if you want to check it out. I thought he was on to me after the last email where I told him I was interested in purchasing a commemorative bottle the size of a small American Child, but he's been emailing me more lately. I actually kind of feel bad. But again, I don't know how you could possibly read any of my blogs or corresponding emails and not have immediately known that you were being fucked with. Here's the most recent one he sent me. I'm thinking about going back for round 2, but it almost seems like bullying at this point.