76ers Make Local Amish Man’s Dreams By Sitting Next To Beautiful Woman
Given my new and improved timeline with far less people blocked ( I know I’m not all the way there, I’m working day by day to unfree everyone I can) I see a lot people and accounts I didn’t see for years. It’s like going into a bookstore and learning there are sections other than Biographies. Fiction ? Non Fiction ? True crime ? Sports books ? Thrillers ? The Kama Sutra ? My mind is blown. I’m seeing things I never knew existed. I’m seeing people I never saw (or chose not to see) before. I got to be honest it’s been interesting and pretty good so far. Learning new things, and not blocking out everything even remotely bad (or what I thought was bad )has been a good change.
As a result of that change like I mentioned I hear about new stories I never saw before. One last night was a really amazing one.In a week where NBA teams like the Pelicans dropped the ball and absolutely SCREWED 5,492,837 people who signed up for and traveled the world for Pelicans Barstool Night by cancelling it, it’s great to see that a team like The 76ers has done something good for their community and The Barstool community.
If you are still wondering what I am talking about, The 76ers decided last night was the time to make a local Amish man’s dreams come true by sitting next to a beautiful woman. Now you may be sitting there saying “Why him? Why not me ? “ Well I do want to lay out the scene, he had two big things going for him. He is a diehard Sixers fan (although a lot of things he says about the team are negative), and he does love women (he choses a different term for them).
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So when the Sixers were in their high level meetings deciding who they would decide to give a dream night at a game to, they had tons of options. They could have picked a kid from a low income neighborhood, or a child who has never attended a game ever, or rewarded one of their longest season ticket holders. They did none of those, and I’ll be honest … I don’t blame them. This local Amish man had more going for them than he did. Did those kids live and die with The Sixers ? Did that season ticket holder love women ? No and no. This guy had 2 major loves while everyone else had just one. Of course they were going to give him the gift. Good for them.
By all accounts it looked like a great night out and I for one am glad the 76ers gave this fan such a terrific night. It also looks like the woman had a great night, and if I’m a betting man, which I am, and have read all my research before writing this, I would wager this date didn’t just end at the game if you know what I’m saying. I think this was an all night , after hours type encounter. That’s all I can say.
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The one thing I will warn this man if he is hoping for a long term type relationship is to hope she doesn’t read The Healthy Journal, or agree with their study about dating shorter men .
Healthy Journal- The study found that women's height preferences are far stronger than men's. Forty-nine percent of women only wanted to date men who were taller than they were, whereas only 13.5 percent of men only wanted to date women shorter than they were.
That might hurt his chances. Although it is a tough tell of who’s actually taller given the heels on her, and the sneakers on him. We may need a height off. Hopefully that goes better than the run off did.
However … Jack Mac has the green line theory and the facts can’t be disputed on that one.
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Hats off to The 76ers , a great night all around… you could learn a thing or two Pelicans.